If you Can’t Laugh at Religion, you are taking Life Too Seriously (An Interlude)

I’m still finishing up my next blog post, but in the mean time, here is something from an old email that I wanted to share with you all.

How many Roman Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
- None: candles only, (and drop a little something in the box)

How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
- One man to change the bulb and four wives to nag him about it.

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?
- Just Tom Cruise, maybe he’ll fall off a ladder, or get kidnapped by Xenu.

How many Nazarene does it take to change a light bulb?
- Six, one woman to change the bulb and five men to review the church lighting policy

How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
- What’s a light bulb?

How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?
- none, Lutherans don’t believe in change.

How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?
- at least 15, one changes the bulb, 3 committees approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken next Sunday.

How many Presbyterians does it take to change a light bulb?
- lights will go on and off at predestined times

How many Pentecostal does it take to change a light bulb?
- ten, one to change the bulb and nine to pray for protection for the spirit of darkness

How many Seventh Day Adventists does it take to change a light bulb?
- One, but never between sunset on Friday and sunset on Saturday.

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a light bulb?
- Three, one to change the bulb, one to mix drinks, and one to talk about how much better the old bulb was.

How many Unitarians does it take to change a light bulb?
- they choose not to make a statement in favor or against the light bulb. In your own journey you should find the light bulb that works for you. Then write a poem about it and explore the many lighting options.

How many Agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?
- we can never know

How many born-again Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
- none, they have already seen the light.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb?
- none, the light bulb never goes out. (Hanukkah)

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
- one, the light bulb does what it does, when it goes out, just change it.

~ by wdprescott on July 6, 2009.